Last week D. had a post about dildos with funny names. Her post made me think of a video that an acquaintance of mine made involving a dildo with Barack Obama’s head on the tip (a dildo that really exists). Intrigued by the presidential sex toy, he ended up producing this interesting video about a dildo that falls from heaven to become the catalyst for a comical spiritual journey:
I posted this video in D.’s comments, which sparked a funny interchange about other potential presidential dildos–I couldn’t help but laugh out loud when I read D.’s comment about the President Taft dildo. A few days ago I was laughing about it again with friends, and we decided to make a list of slogans for some of the other dildos in the Presidential Dildo Collection. And now, I present the list. Feel free to add your own presidential slogans!
| Carter: | He’ll habitate your humanity. |
| Clinton: | Blue dress included. |
| FDR: | Two times is not enough. |
| Fillmore: | Fill more with Fillmore. |
| Ford: | He’ll go long for you. |
| G.W. Bush: | Be shocked. Be awed. or If our Bush I model didn’t get the job done for you… |
| Grant: | Conquering your South. |
| Harrison: | That hairy son of a bitch you’ve been looking for. |
| Hayes: | Don’t behave with B. Hayes. |
| Hoover: | Open the floodgates. |
| Jackson: | Some of that old hickory stick. |
| Jefferson: | Not just for the black girls. |
| LBJ: | This rocket man will shoot you to the moon. |
| Lincoln: | The only log you need in your cabin. |
| Madison: | Burning down your White House. |
| Obama: | Yes we can… all night long. |
| Pierce: | Pierce. Just Pierce. |
| Polk: | Get poked with Polk. |
| Reagan: | When you just need to forget. |
| Taylor: | Guaranteed to tailor to your needs. |
| Theodore Roosevelt: | Anytime you need a rough rider. |
| Truman: | For when there’s not a true man around. |
| W. H. Harrison: | 32-day guarantee. |
| Washington: | Taking care of your cherry. |
| Wilson: | On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 14. |
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